i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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