id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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