So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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