She's JV to your varsity
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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