I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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