she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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