you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Randomize
