There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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