Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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