doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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