Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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