The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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