I can't watch pbs sober anymore
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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