you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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