I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
