I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Randomize
