oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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