btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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