I'm jealous of your bromance
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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