I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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