Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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