windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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