You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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