yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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