Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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