I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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