what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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