: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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