I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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