You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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