3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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