I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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