Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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