If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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