why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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