hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
