dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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