Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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