Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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