hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think people are normalizing furries
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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