His pubic hair was longer than his dick
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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