let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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