butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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