Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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