I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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