He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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