after a month anything with tits is on the radar
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
