normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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