everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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