he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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