i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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