I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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