I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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