ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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